drunken.unicorn.

in bed:
eat instant mashed potatoes.
watch twin peaks.
eat 3/4 bag of popcorn.
floss and brush teeth.
watch our town.
cry and cry and cry.
give self a headache.
get text that two fat ladies is on tv.

move to couch:
watch two fat ladies.
laugh til you cry.
read two fat ladies wiki.
get hungry.
finish popcorn.
polish off bag of pretzels.
eat bowl of rice.
brush teeth.

back in bed:
get called out by friend for playing words with friends on saturday night.
point out irony of this.
still feel like a loser.
horizontal.
eye closed.
awake.

addendum:
refrained from taking hydrocodone.
had work sunday am.
made it.